1st Dost: Yaar tm Nasha q krtay ho..??
Jokes sms 1st Dost: Yaar tm Nasha q krtay ho..?? 2nd Dost: Yaar Me Pilot to bun ni Sakta, Socha Jahaaz he bun jaon..!!
View ArticlePsychology Test: Describe each of them in 1 word e.g; Fox_clever.
Psychology sms Psychology Test: Describe each of them in 1 word e.g; Fox_clever. Then I will send U some interesting info about U. 1: Horse 2: Cat 3: Rat 4: Coffee 5: Sea. Answer *Ur description of...
View ArticleEk pathan ne live radio station call ki:
Pathan sms Ek pathan ne live radio station call ki: Hello ji ye radio station hai? Radio station: han Khan: meri Awaz pura shehar sun rha hai? R.j.: han Khan: yani Tandoor wale k pas jo radio hai wo B...
View ArticlePeople Fight For Religion,
Reality of Life sms People Fight For Religion, People Die For Religion, But People Don't Follow Religion. "Amazing Truth"
View ArticleClass me 1 Bchy ne apny dono Hath Se kaan bnd Krliye qk
Funny sms Innocent Luv: Class me 1 Bchy ne apny dono Hath Se kaan bnd Krliye qk 1 cute litle grl speech kr rhi th Uske frnd ne pucha k tmne apny Kan q bnd krliye hn He rplied: alle wo meli glfnd he,ol...
View ArticleO main te ayvi ayvi ayvi pij gya, happy rainy day
Rain sms , (','), ,' ', _/)(\_,' _/"> , ,' , "\(',')/" , ' ' , )( , ', , ' , <"\_ O main te ayvi ayvi ayvi pij gya, happy rainy day
View ArticleEk Pathan ne Apne Ek Dost Ko Pani Mai Phenka,
Pathan sms Ek Pathan ne Apne Ek Dost Ko Pani Mai Phenka, To Wo Wapis Upar Nahi Aya Dosre Ko Phenka, Wo Bhi Nahi Aya Tesre Ko Phenka Wo Bhi Nahi Aya To Pathan Ne Result nikala K Human Being Can Dissolve...
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3 Bachon Ne Zardari Ko gutter may dobte hoe Bachaya
Zardari sms 3 Bachon Ne Zardari Ko gutter may dobte hoe Bachaya Zardari Ne Kaha Tumhain Kya Inam Chaiya? 1 Bacha: Mujhay Bike. 2nd: Mujhe Car. 3rd: Mujhay wheel Chair. Zardari Heran Ho Kar: wheel...
View ArticleNokrani: Light chali gai hai
Funny sms urdu Nokrani: Light chali gai hai . . . Meera: tou Mother Light jala lo . Nokrani: kia Mother Light?? Meera: uff u paindos i means Mom-Bati....!
View ArticleKafi der gift Dekne k bad ZARDARI ne 1 gift ki taraf ishara kr k pocha
Zardari sms Zardari in shop Kafi der gift Dekne k bad ZARDARI ne 1 gift ki taraf ishara kr k pocha Ye hansta hwa Kuta ktne ka hy Shopkeeper: sir ye AINA hy
View Articleیاالله …. جوسرتیرےآگےجھکتاھےاسے دنیا والوں کےسامنےجھکنےسےبچا
Good Morning sms [ دعاۓ صبح ] یاالله .... جوسرتیرےآگےجھکتاھےاسے دنیا والوں کےسامنےجھکنےسےبچااور جب تک توزنده رکھےچلتےھاتھ پیروں کےساتھ ایمان پر رکھ اے الله ... جوھاتھ تیرےآگےپھیلتےھيں انھيں بندوں...
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Punjabi students at the time of exams
Exam sms Punjabi students at the time of exams aa v ho gya aa v ho gya aa v ho gya te aa v ho gya & at the time of result 0h teri aa ki ho gya? Funny sms
View ArticleMareez Doctor se: Dr. sahab mujhe door se nazar nhi ata.
Doctor sms Mareez Doctor se: Dr. sahab mujhe door se nazar nhi ata. Doctr: wo aasman per kya hai? Mariz: chand Dr: ty mama hor is to agy farishtyan nu wekhna e :p
View ArticleAya na ik Baar AyaaDat kO Woh Maseeha
Sad Poetry sms Aya na ik Baar AyaaDat kO Woh Maseeha SoOo bAr Hum farAib sY BimaaR Ho gAye
View ArticlePeople think that a girl’s dream is to find her perfect guy
Funny sms People think that a girl's dream is to find her perfect guy and be with him forever. Crap! A girl's dream is to eat everything without getting fat;) :
View ArticleEk Bacha apni Maa se pitnay k baad
Joke sms Ek Bacha apni Maa se pitnay k baad Papa aap ne kala ilam seekha hai? Papa: Nhi beta Bacha: phir aesi zalim balaa kaisay pakri ? Hindi sms
View Article7 Azeem Nekyan JO ALLAH ko PASAND Hain
Wazaef sms ¤7 Azeem Nekyan¤ JO ALLAH ko PASAND Hain 1:Hr kam se pehle 'Bismillah' phrna 2:Hr kam k baad 'Alhamdullilah' khna 3:Ghalati k bad 'Astaghfirulla' prhna 4:Mustqbil ki baat pe 'Inshallah'...
View ArticleShohr: begam jaldi khana Lagao Bhook Lagi Hy
Insult sms A public msg 4 All Shohr: begam jaldi khana Lagao Bhook Lagi Hy ~¿~ Begam: Gas Nahi Hy Shohr:To Hetar Pe paka Lyte Begam: Bijli Nahi th¿ Shohr: bata Car ki Chabi lo ar Hotel se ly aao...
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